The Hooded Crow, The Pigeon, and the Trash Can
25 May 2023 | ERT: 3 mins
I remember when I first saw a hooded crow (dolmányos varjú). I was around 15 and went for an afternoon trip from our home town to Budapest. We visited a cosy little park at the Buda end of Elisabeth Bridge, and there were these strange-looking, gray-chested crows.
Van Helsing: When You Can't Decide If It's A Parody
23 December 2022 | ERT: 1 min
Van Helsing is an unusual steampunk adaptation of Shelley’s Frankenstein and Stoker’s Dracula. If this weren’t enough, Van Helsing is also hesitant to decide whether it wants to be a serious flip on the stories or a parody of them.
The Horror of Aging: Old People
23 December 2022 | ERT: 1 min
Have you seen Shyamalan’s Old (2022)? The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014)? The Relic (2020)? Hereditary (2018)? And The Visit (2015)? Getting old is scary, and Old People is another example for that. The basic concept of the German horror is the same as any other zombie with zombies swapped for elderly people. Straight outta Saalheim, the retirement home.
A Cinematic Experience: Nosferatu the Vampyre
23 December 2022 | ERT: 1 min
Werner Herzog is a versatile master of cinematography. I remember seeing his Grizzly Man (2005) and listening to him narrating Timothy Treadwell’s incredible story. Now, Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) is a whole different story, and not just another shot at Bram Stoker’s Dracula.
Please Don't You Watch It: The Invocation of Enver Simaku
23 December 2022 | ERT: 1 min
When mockumentary meets horror, a good old found-footage/hand-cam horror is right around the corner. Marc Lledó Escartín, the director of The Invocation of Enver Simaku (2018) went for something else: he made a mockumentary with immensive narration. The plot of Simaku follows Julien whose wife was murdered during a pogrom in Albania. 18 years after the incident, the footage of that fateful night still haunts Julien’s dreams, so he returns to Albania to find out more about the circumstances of his wife’s death. Simaku is an awful movie, but it’s also an interesting cautionary tale on how not to shoot a horror movie.
The Blind Side That Has A Blind Spot
22 December 2022 | ERT: 2 mins
The Blind Side is an inspiring sport drama with Sandra Bullock, who was perfectly casted for a WASP housewife, Mrs Tuohy, embracing a young African-American athlete, Big Mike. Other than that, it’s a perfect basis for an case study on the concept of biographical movies.
Gothika: Halle Berry Is Scared, OK?
20 December 2022 | ERT: 1 min
In this 2003 classic, Halle Berry plays a desperate pychiatrist who gets possessed by one of her patients’ ghost. No matter how hard she tries, Halle Berry could not really kill the movie with her ham-like acting. Even though her screaming all the time easily exhausts the viewer, the plot holds firm with a so-so unexpected twist in the end. And there’s even a young Robert Downey Jr. somewhere. And Penelopé Cruz, I guess? Wasn’t really paying attention.
Just Another Art Movie to Torture Myself: Birdman
20 December 2022 | ERT: 1 min
A very arty way of self-loving, from Hollywood to Hollywood with a mild touch of Broadway. For some reason, I would always mistake Birdman for Kingsmen, but today I learned the difference. The movie is a one-shot dramady with a struggling actor who is dying to prove the world he’s more than his signature movie character, the Birdman.
8 Mile Is All You Gotta Go To Jam With Eminem
19 December 2022 | ERT: 1 min
8 Mile is a semi-autobiographical movie about B-Rabbit (Eminem), an aspiring rapper in the ’90s’ rap scene of Detroit. The protagonist seeks to launch a career in hip-hop while stuck in a rat race with his awful job at a car (?) factory and his even more awful family living in a trailer park. The movie creates an original atmosphere of tragicomedy, which is hardly ever seen in hood movies. They either dramatically overexaggerate the exasperations of poverty and crime, or quite the opposite, they tend to dip the story in comedy, catering more for the consumers’ taste.
Barbarian: An Airbnb Horror
18 December 2022 | ERT: 3 mins
In spite the obvious generic differences, both 8 Mile (2002) and Barbarian (2022) are set in Detroit and document vital aspects of the deteriorating city. What’s more, the widely celebrated thriller Don’t Breathe (2016) – featuring Hungarian actress Franciska Törőcsik – also takes place there; there’s something in the Detroitan air that not only serves as a particularly fitting setting for these movies, urban space is very much a narrative in itself.
10 Times Trevor Noah Proved He's the GOAT of GOATs
10 December 2022 | ERT: 11 mins
After his announcement of leaving The Daily Show in September, yesterday marked the day Trevor Noah hosted the show for the very last time. The South African comedian spent seven years on Comedy Central, during which time he: interviewed President Obama, Michelle Obama, Oprah, hosted the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and the Grammy’s, published his autobiography on growing up during the South African apartheid as a mixed race child, voiced a Wakandan AI system in *Black Panther*, and most of all, Trevor carried us all the way through Corona times by relocating *The Daily Show* into his own New York apartment.
D⁷ in Christmas songs
6 December 2022 | ERT: 4 mins
When it’s Christmas, it’s time for carolling. It happened that I grabbed my guitar last Thursday to set the mood for December. I was checking out the guitar chords of some evergreens (yes, pun intended) when I noticed something strange. A chord kept coming up, regardless of what song I was strumming along: the mighty D7. No matter if it’s White Christmas, O Come All Ye Faithful, or We Wish You A Merry Christmas, D7 is apparently a must-have for yuletide composers.
The Way Forward... Ahead: The Crown, Season 5
15 November 2022 | ERT: 2 mins
There is nothing new in the palpable tension between the portrayal of Englishmen in coursebooks (such as the English File and Solutions) and the reality of Britain. The tea-sipping, ever so polite Englishmen are what’s left from the long-forgotten (?) Empire, and such colonial discourses are still all around us teachers and students of ESL. Nevertheless, the demise of Elisabeth II placed ESL teachers on the horns of a dilemma. May we address the controversies surrounding the Royals, or go on teaching what we were taught to? The way I see it, The Crown is not only an one-of-a-kind historical drama series with elaborate stage design, but also, a product of imaginative speculation, sheding light on stories that have been either kept secret, or blurred by the nonstop media attention that the royal family suffered since the past century.
Why Yoda Speaks Like That
12 July 2022 | ERT: 9 mins
Since 1977, the year the first episode of Star Wars was released, the epic space opera has been mesmerising generations after generations. Now when I say epic, I am not only referring to the enormous money that these movies usually require, nor do I have their impressive box office results in mind. Epic here is an adjective that you can use to describe a grandiose work of art that is embedded in a mythical universe, in a world that is highly elaborate to the minutest detail.
Ez egy para film: Egy ház, három család
27 January 2022 | ERT: 2 mins
A már tavaly decemberben beharangozott és idén debütált The House (magyar címén: Egy ház, három család) című stop-motion antológia viszonylag ismeretlen rendezők kísértetiesen fura bábfilmjeit fűzi össze egy hátborzongató kötetté.